Raymond Long - Science Fiction Author
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HPL Sauce
A place of Lovecraftian silliness

Gift shop - Buy things from me and give me money. Give it to me, I say! Give me it all!

My God - they're coming - they're here, in the room with me! My God - those italics - THOSE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!
- The Diary of a Lost Typologist, HP Lovecraft

What would Howard say?

What would Lovecraft think of this world of ours today, if he were still alive in the 21st century? We can find out! Unknown to most people, HPL's pineal gland was removed moments after his death by pioneering surgeons at Miskatonic University's hush-hush Special Experimental Unit. It is preserved there and still fully functioning. Recent advances in Tillinghast Resonator technology now allow us to question Lovecraft's pineal gland, and the dead sage can send us his thoughts from beyond.

What Lovecraft thought about: the "War on Terror".

Dungeons and Dagons - Grab your dice bag and carve Elder Signs on your bullets! You could be in for a rough ride when you play Call of Cthulhu this way - you might have to fight three Dagons at once!